Enjoy it !Ma perchè 2 in Religione ?My son came home from school today. I asked him how he had done."Well", he said, "I have had four TESTS today. I got 10 for German, 8 for French, 8 for History, and 6 for Religion".I asked him WHY he had done so BADLY in Religion."Well, the teacher asked us to name four things that made Islam DIFFERENT from other religions, and I wrote down:1. They HATE pigs.2. They HATE dogs.3. They refer to anybody who is NOT a Muslim as an INFIDEL.4. They blow themselves up for Virgins."The teacher called me out, and said that he was going to GIVE ME 2.I told him that he couldn’t do that, as I was right; it was in the Koran".They compromised on a 6.It took me a while to stop laughing.Gates of Vienna
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Ma perchè 2 in Religione ?
My son came home from school today. I asked him how he had done.
"Well", he said, "I have had four TESTS today.
I got 10 for German, 8 for French, 8 for History, and 6 for Religion".
I asked him WHY he had done so BADLY in Religion.
"Well, the teacher asked us to name four things that made Islam DIFFERENT from other religions, and I wrote down:
1. They HATE pigs.
2. They HATE dogs.
3. They refer to anybody who is NOT a Muslim as an INFIDEL.
4. They blow themselves up for Virgins.
"The teacher called me out, and said that he was going to GIVE ME 2.
I told him that he couldn’t do that, as I was right;
it was in the Koran".
They compromised on a 6.
It took me a while to stop laughing.
Gates of Vienna
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