A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replies, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shoots him in the temple, killing him instantly. He then turns to a couple standing next and asks the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replies, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."
H/T: ADC
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