Chinese medecine

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick .. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that!'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel Great. I be at work soon... By the way, you got nice house'.

H/T: Alicia