After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia,
Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?" Luigi said, "Everyting was perfecto except for da train ride down." "Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni. "Well, we boarda da train at Grand Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basket of a food. She brought da vino, some nice cigars for me and we were lookin forward to da trip, and open up da luncha basket. The conductore come by, waga his finger at us and say, 'no eat indisa car. Musta use a dining car.'
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and start to open da bottle of nice vino! Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.'
So, we go to cluba car. While drinkin da nice vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar.
The conductore, he waga is finger again and say 'No a smokin in disa car. Musta go to a smokin car.'
We go to a smokin car and I smoke my biga cigar. Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car and go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his voice.
"Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka Virginia!"