I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman "where's the self help section?" She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose...
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why is there an expiry date on sour cream?
If you spin an oriental person in a circle three times, do they become disoriented?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him to remain silent?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Can atheist get insurance against acts of God?
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